Blue colored glasses

Some say the grass is greener on the other side. Some, are actually right. Except that its blue-er and red-der, but that's just a technicality.

There are always guys checking out the pant racks in women's section, so if they are under the impression that the pants are better on our lawn, why not check out their's...

Best idea I've had yet. Some guy's blue-jeans and vintage cardigan now belong to a very happy gal.